Cats

Q. How do you make a cat drink?
A. Put it in a blender..

Q. How do you make a cat go "woof"?
A. Douse it in petrol then set it alight...

ps I quite like cats
pps I always feel guilty after telling that joke & feel compelled to point out the above

Hello

I have a rubbish memory. I kept a joke book as a child in order to remember all the hilarious jokes I heard. This is my grown-up version of that joke book. If you ever need a giggle and have a sense of humour similar to mine* check this out. I'm going to try record all of those jokes that are hilarious at time of telling, but slip from memory when you want to pass them on. Feel free to post a joke as a comment, and add to the collection (then I will nick all of your jokes, publish them in a big collection & become a millionaire).

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