Cats
Q. How do you make a cat drink?
A. Put it in a blender..
Q. How do you make a cat go "woof"?
A. Douse it in petrol then set it alight...
ps I quite like cats
pps I always feel guilty after telling that joke & feel compelled to point out the above


1 Comments:
sammy lost his job as quality control officer at the M & M factory.
he kept throughing out all the w's
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