There was an egg & a sausage in a frying pan...

...and the sausage exclaims: "Phew, it's hot in here". The egg replies: "OH MY GOD, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!" (aka. jokes for people with a special sense of humour)

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Cats

Q. How do you make a cat drink?
A. Put it in a blender..

Q. How do you make a cat go "woof"?
A. Douse it in petrol then set it alight...

ps I quite like cats
pps I always feel guilty after telling that joke & feel compelled to point out the above

1 Comments:

At 4:24 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

sammy lost his job as quality control officer at the M & M factory.


he kept throughing out all the w's

 

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